we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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