No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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