I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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