I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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