I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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