i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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