no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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