So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
