He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
this will be a night to untag.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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