if you like me you must not know who I am
I bet he comes in French.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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