it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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