Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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