Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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