Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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