apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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