Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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