So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Come share oat with me in your robe
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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