So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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