Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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