Just fell off a train. Bad.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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