Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Drake has all the answers
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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