I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
