The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
