Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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