dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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