he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
