kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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