It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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