Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
This is my gift to your gina
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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