So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
This girl is more easily done than said...
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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