i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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