For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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