There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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