Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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