Only a mothe r could love this liver
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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