I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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