just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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