I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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