This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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