sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Randomize
