so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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