hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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