whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I smell stomach acid.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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