Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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