Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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