Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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