i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize
