Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
How's work?
Spinning.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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