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he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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