He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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